Still working on Shanghai stuff, but I’m sure about 50% of my readership really doesn’t care.

But in the mean time, chew on this… I would absolutely kill for something like this in Kanto…

When StreetWars started on Sept. 7, each of the 250-plus contestants was handed a black envelope marked “Shadow Government,” with the name, home address, workplace, e-mail address, cellphone number and photograph of a player to kill by squirting. After each kill, the shooter acquires the dead rival’s target and begins stalking this new person, all the while looking over a shoulder for whoever is hunting him. It is permissible to shoot in self-defense.

Check it out…

A Shadowy, Wet World of Squirt-Gun Assassins

Bonus points for whoever can adapt it to the classroom.